Eggcellence jokes

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

Chiefs is an egg-cellent cook!

Farmer: Phew! I got all the eggs from the chickens!

Farmer #2: EGGcellent!

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

I have a lot of eggcellent egg puns, get the yolk... Oh come on, don't be hard-boiled!

- I think you're EGGcellent.

+ Wow... You really CRACK ME UP with that joke. I think you're a EGGxtraordinary comedian.

- Really? Are you done yet?.

+ Are you kidding? I have a DOZEN of them.

I think you're eggcellent!

I went to the shops yesterday. I bought roast chicken, eggs, and duck. The cashier read $45.99. It was an egg-cellent price!

When this guy fell off a cliff, he got an A+ for egg-cellence!

I forgot my lucky egg! It always gives me an eggcellent amount of luck!

My eggcellent egg yolks crack everyone up.

If you don't like them, you're just hard boiled.