Education jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.
What’s an orphan's high school nickname?
Lone stone.
Why can't orphans fail a test?
Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.
Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.
Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.
So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.
We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.
Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.
Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.
What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Why are orphans so naughty at school? It's not like the teacher is gonna call their parents.
Even if orphans fail their exams, I'm sure their parents wouldn't...
Oh wait...
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.