What do you call a teacher who never farts in public? A private tutor.
So there was a reason why I hated math.
I suck at problem-solving.
Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"
James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
I got kicked out of Social Studies class when my teacher made us watch a women's rights documentary. When he asked us what the genre of the film was, I put my hand up and said "Fiction."
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
The orphan can’t play soccer because he doesn’t know where home is, and his school is too dumb to learn.
I cum (Can't understand math).
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
What do dropouts and Boeing 767s have in common?
They crash and burn.
I was struggling on a math test when a girl in a wheelchair leaned over and said, "Hey, this is the easiest thing I've done all day."
I was triggered, so the next day when we were doing the pledge, I leaned over and said, "This is the easiest thing I've done all day!"
Student: It's hot in here.
Teacher: That's because I'm in here.
Where do surfers go to school?
Boarding school.
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
Why didn't the opening photo actually have a pic of sex on it? I have always wanted to see porn, too bad I have parents and a school Chromebook.
What goes up but never goes down?
My grades.
(I wish)
Or is she asking her son, "Do you know Newton?"
The boy said, "No, I don't know."
She said to him, "If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!"
The boy said, "Ok, do you know Ikhlod?"
She said to him, "No, who is she?"
He said to her, "If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her."
The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.
What does Michael Jackson and maths have in common? They're both hard for kids.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
