Education jokes
In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”
The average person in 2023 is less straight than the lines my 5th-grade P.E. teacher walked in college.
Teacher: Stand up if you think you are stupid.
After a while, a student stands up.
Teacher: So you think you are stupid?
Student: No, I'm not stupid. I just felt bad because you were standing by yourself.
What do orphans and homework have in common?
Everybody forgets about them.
Your forehead is so big that the teachers use it as a whiteboard.
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."