Education jokes
Teacher: "What do you think is your purpose in our society?"
Me: "To reduce the population by one."
Mom asks, "Why are you are THIS show??? It's DISTRACTING you from SCHOOL!!!!!"
The child says, "Don't you mean SCHOOL is distracting ME from this AWESOME show?"
Mom whispers, "Oh, you DEAD."
My cousin’s friend spelled “racist” wrong and when my cousin showed me, the first thing I said to my cousin’s friend is “Go to Grammarly. They REALLY teach you spelling.”
Do you know what the hardest part of school is?
Why is 6 scared of 7?
7 ate 9 and 10!
Why was six so scared of seven? Because seven ate nine.
My math teacher keeps telling me to find his x. It's kinda creepy.
An Asian student was learning logarithm in class. He wrote down his name after the question. The teacher asked why. He replied, "My class ID is number 1."
Why don’t spiders go back to school?
Because they learn everything on the web.
I fucking hate school, god damn!
I hope next time you ask your teacher to go to the toilet, your teacher says no, but when someone else asks, the teacher says yes to them.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!
Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.
Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."
I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.
My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.
You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.
I'll shut up now.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.
WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.