Education jokes

I was sitting in class when my teacher said, "Have any questions?" the suspended Class clown said, "Who's Joe?" So the teacher said, "Joe who?" So the clown said, "Joe Mama!" So I said, "What in the BALLS?" So I ended up staying in detention with the clown, ah, so cozy!

Every second, 1 kid gets diagnosed with homework.

Little Johnny was learning about anal sex, when he learned what it was he said, "My uncle just calls this shhhhh..."

I have to say my humor isn't the best, but I'll give this a go.

My science teacher always reminded us about kilometers per second. Now I want to kilometer per second.

You know those credit card inserters at Walgreens? I want to insert my credit card on my wrist.

I'll shut up now.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch a bucket of water.

WHERE DO THEY REALLY GO BECAUSE WATER CAN NOT BE AT THE TOP OF A HILL!?. I honestly think that only people with a physics degree can make nursery rhythms.

What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.

My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.

The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.

Your forehead is so big that the teachers used it as a whiteboard.

What’s an orphan's high school nickname?

Lone stone.

Why can't orphans fail a test?

Because the teacher is gonna ask their parents to sign it.

Why do so many kids die in school shootings? Because you're not allowed to run in the corridors.

Timmy had 66 toys. He said it was "2 many (662)," so he gave them to Mr. Divide. He gave 21. Equals flip it over! It’s weird.

So, me and my girlfriend that I just got 7 weeks ago, we’re in class. We had this sub named Mrs. Bellatrix.

We both raised our hands and she called on both of us.

Me: First of all, are we in kindergarten? We can’t be doing 4x4 kinda stuff.

Leah: And also, are you from Harry Potter?

My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.

My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.

What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.

It's funny how teachers are supposed to educate new lives, but only teach certain kids how much they want to commit suicide and how many ways there are.

What do Special Ed kids and fast kids have in common? They like to do things sped up.

What do you call a kid who sings well?

Melodic Minor.