Dwarf planet jokes
Kid: Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Kid 2: Why?
Kid: 'Cause it's as short as your dick.
Why is Pluto a dwarf planet?
Because it looks like a g-nome.
Did you hear about the midget astronaut?
He landed on Pluto.
Dear NASA, your mom thought I was big enough.
–Pluto.
Did you know that Uranus is as big as the moon?
Better call NASA and tell them there are only going to be 7 planets after I destroy URANUS.