Driving instructor jokes
A Chinese man and an Indian man are in a car. Who’s driving?
The driving instructor.
You are recently injured because of your job as a driving instructor, so you couldn't go on vacation with your friends.
Your friends tell you that they have an Asian pilot.
You realize, "They have a -1% survival rate!"
Say all you want about priests, but at least they drive slowly in school zones.
Say what you want about pedophiles, but at least they drive slow through school zones.
Stop hating on pedos. At least they drive slow in school zones.
Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
A cop stopped a guy for speeding.
He said, "Do you know how fast you were going?"
"I was trying to keep up with traffic," the guy replied.
The cop said, "But there is no traffic."
And the guy answered, "That's how far behind I am."