Drama jokes

A llama kicked me out of my house. Alpaca my bags.

My sister's boyfriend is mad at me because I fucked his girl.

1950: In the future there will be flying cars.

2018: Pewdiepie shuts down Shane Dawson.

My sister reminds me of 911: one moan of "OMG" got everyone's attention.

What do you get from childhood drama? A ginger with autism.