Down's Syndrome

Down's Syndrome Jokes

People

There are people weirder looking than me.

Like who?

Like people with Down syndrome.

Syndrome

I have a dog named Syndrome.

But it gets kinda awkward when he jumps on someone and I have to shout, "DOWN SYNDROME!"

Son

Went home with a woman last night. I was greeted at the door by a Mongrel.

I say Mongrel, it was her Down syndrome son trying to process if I was a stranger or not.

Autism

My friend asked which is better to have, and you have to choose: autism or Down syndrome?

Autism

Which of these is the smartest; also, list them too: Is it autism, Down syndrome, or ADHD?

Autism

Hello, which do y'all think is more embarrassing to have, is it autism or Down syndrome?

Dilemma

Would you steal 20 dollars from a stupid 6 year old kid with Down syndrome who can't talk and make ah ah ah noises, or get one dollar for saying the N word?

Girl

I lost my virginity to a girl with Down syndrome.

I want my first time to be special.