Double Entendre jokes

Tip

  • Hey, wanna know why you remind me of a waitress?

    Because you handle my food great, and I give you a good tip afterwards.

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  • Gay Man

  • How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?

    The weird moaning sounds when you try to slide in the back door.

    Followed by slipping in Kentucky (KY) Jelly.

    Followed by landing in deep shit.

    Followed by being totally covered in sea men.

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  • Nun

  • Three nuns die in a car crash, but they all make it to heaven. They're standing at the pearly gates, and Saint Peter says to them, "Don't worry, you're going to get in, but first I need you to answer these questions."

    He asks the first nun, "What was the name of the first woman?" The nun says, "Eve." Saint Peter says, "Go on in."

    Then he asks the second nun, "Where did Adam and Eve live?" The second one says, "The Garden of Eden." Saint Peter says, "You can go through."

    Finally, he gets to the third nun and says, "What was the first thing Eve said to Adam?" The nun stands there a little confused and says, "Boy, that's a hard one." Saint Peter, shocked, goes, "That's correct! Go on in."

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  • Father

  • What's the difference between my father and acne?

    Acne waited for me to be a teenager before coming on my face.

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  • Candy

  • There are some questionable candies out there, such as:

    "All I want is a good Blow Pop."

    "I don’t even want to know where that Butterfinger has been."

    "If you do, you’ll probably end up with tasting the rainbow."

    "Nobody wants to bite into an O’Henry."

    "Or adopt Three Musketeers."

    "Or even end up with a Sour Patch."

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  • Plane

  • On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.

    On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.

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  • Rooster

  • What's the difference between a gay rooster and a straight rooster?

    Straight rooster says, "Cock-a-doodle-doo."

    A gay rooster says, "Any cock will do."

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