DoS jokes
What do furries and fast food lovers have in common? They both love hot dogs.
Not a joke, but here's a good workout, I guess:
Sit-ups: 50
Push-ups: 40
Squats: 30
Do 5 sets.
How do you ground a person in a wheelchair?
Take off the wheels!
What do you call an Israeli strike against Gaza?
A Kike Strike!
What do you call a Mexican with an m3?
A greaser.
What do you get when you mix a grizzly bear and milk? Mauled.
Where do fruits go on vacation?
"Pear-is!"
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
"A satisfactory."
Why do some kids have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
Why do so many kids love boomerangs? Because they always come back.
Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?
Because they don't have a Father's Day.
What do you call headphones that walk out on their children? Deadbeats.
Why do orphans suck at web design?
They donโt know what a home page is.
Asian Grading scale: A- Average.
B- Half Average.
C- Stupid idiot!
D- FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN DO CALCULUS!
F- FORGOTTEN FAILURE! CAN'T EVEN GET A JOB AT MCDONALDS!
How do you know that Americans hate exercise?
9/11. How else do you explain hundreds of them jumping to their death rather than taking the stairs?
My 2 year old Asian baby cant do calculus Look who in sweatshop now
Do you know why there are no pharmacies and pharmacists in Africa?
Because you can't take pills on an empty stomach!
Q: What do you call a rich Asian? A: Dr.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What do you call a paralyzed kid with a gun?
Special Forces.