What do you call a Muslim sleepover?
Osamas in Pajamas.
DoS Jokes
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What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
How do you make a cat say woof? You cover it in petrol and light a match.
What do you call a terrorist in water?
A bath bomb 😁
What do you call a teddy bear that fooled you?
Stuffed.
What do you call 5 gays on fire?
LGBBQ.
What God do rats worship?
Cheesus.
How do you punish a blind guy?
You leave a plunger in the toilet.
What do you call a non-binary person that is lactose intolerant?
Non-buy dairy.
What do fish smoke? A puffer.
What do you call a deer with no eyes?
Correctly spelled.
What do you call a family picture for an orphan?
A selfie.
what do you call an autistic police officer? special forces
Guy and Girl are in the shower talking to each other.
Guy: Let's drop the soap.
Girl: Let's do it!
Why was the North Tower a bad doctor when the South Tower collapsed?
Because the North Tower didn’t do CPR.
What do depressed teenagers and fruits have in common?
They both hang by something.
Where do terrorists go for food? The Allah snack bar.
What do you say when your pet pig gets lost?
This is a pig problem!
What do dogs and planks have in common? They both have to be walked.
