DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
Because their dad left and never came back home with the milk.
What do you call a rich Chinese child?
"Ching Ching..."
How do you know someone is autistic?
They get stuck in a loop very often.
Mom: ON THE PHONE WITH CHILD- Honey, is Dad late to pick you up again?
Child: No, Mum. Dad is here, but he is talking about me to Mrs. Lili, the math teacher.
Mom: Can you hear them?
Child: I think... they are watching a good movie.
Mom: Why do you think that?
Child: Because I keep hearing this *HOLDS ONTO PHONE* and clap, clap, clap.
So this is how I got divorced.
On my birthday my boss, who was a hot sexy woman who I have always had an eye on her huge ass and tits, wished me happy birthday and took me to her house. She went into the shower and came out dressed and this made me disappointed. But then she stripped off and made my dick go into her pussy and before I could realize I heard her main door creak. And in came my wife, mum, and my 2 kids, 8 years old and 12 years old. Although my wife joined in, she was mad after since that was not my wife, that was my wife's twin sister. Do not know why woman these days are like this!!!!!!!!!!
Q: How do you know if a gang of Chinese people robbed your house?
A: All the rice is gone.
Why are orphans so happy on Christmas? Because they might get a family.
What do you call an autistic My Little Pony?
Twilight Special.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
A: Because they come back, unlike their parents.
How do you cure a ginger?
Chemotherapy.
Why do the orphans eat their cereal with water?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What kind of flower do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising...
Why do they call them a nonce?
Because they go for people who don't have any sense.
How do you know you've found a priest? When little Timmy is glued to his crotch.
What do you call a terrorist swimming?
A bath bomb!
Why do orphans love playing with boomerangs? Because it always comes back.
What do you call a kid with a special sense of humor? Autism, hahaha!
What do you call an Indian that doesn’t smell?
Asif
What do world hunger and a Mercedes have in common?
Diana can't stop either.
There were two friends talking one day. Tim tells John, "I think I'm gay."
John says to Tim, "What do you mean?"
Tim says, "When I grow up, I want to dress like a woman and sing karaoke in a bar and call myself (Gillette the best a man can get)!"
John says to Tim, "I think you're right, and thanks for reminding me I need to buy razors."