Do you ever look at a person and think, "Just how many generations of inbreeding did it take to create you?"
DoS Jokes
What do you call a group of jumping Mexicans?
Border hoppers! LOL.
Why do physically challenged gay men suck dick better than females who are able-bodied and heterosexual?
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What do you do when you see a naked dead girl?
Check your map, you're obviously going in circles.
What do you call a disabled Asian?
Sum Ting Wong.
Why do egos like robbing banks?
They get a cut.
Why do Mexicans eat tacos?
Because they're border hoppers.
Once at school, a teacher thought I was Russian. Why do you think that? I said. The teacher replied, because you're reading from Right to Left.
Q: What do you call a pervert with no legs?
A: A creepy crawly.
Why do apple trees like emo kids?
Because they like to play yoyo with them.
What do you call a surprised Chinese man?
Answer: Ho Lee Fuk.
Four men were asked if they could have something with their cousin for ā¬500.
The first replied: "For 500ā¬? Of course!"
The second said: "I'd do it for free!"
The third replied: "I would even give her 200ā¬!"
The fourth replied: "With my ex? Never!"
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
They actually come back.
Hondo's dad and mum went up the hill to do it in the water.
Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a Hondo.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
How do you get a koala to die? Kill it.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun?
Special forces.
What do you call a black guy on the moon?
YOU RACISTS! An astronaut!
What do you call an autistic kid with a minigun?
Special forces.
