DoS jokes
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
What do moms want for Mother's Day? Replacement silverware.
What do 9/10 people enjoy?
Gang rape.
What do you call an 18-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What movie do orphans relate to the most?
"Spider-Man: No Way Home." (Either that or Batman.)
Wife: I will leave you if you call me fat again.
Husband: Wait, dear... Don’t do it for the sake of our kid!
Wife: Kid?
Husband: Yeah, aren’t you pregnant?
Why do people hate jokes about the World Trade Center?
Because it's an easy target.
How do you disappoint people in Africa?
Send a message saying that you’re going to send trucks full of food, water, and clothing.
But don’t follow through and send the trucks empty.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
What do you call a man wearing a rug on his head? Matt.
What should you do if you meet a giant? Use big words.
What do pigs use to clean up? Hogwash.
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work? A can't opener.
What should you do to prevent dry skin? Use a towel.
What do you give the dentist of the year? A little plaque.
How do you cook an alligator? With a croc-pot.
How do mice floss their teeth? With string cheese.
How do you get a squirrel's attention? Act like a nut.
What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap music.
What do kids play when they have nothing else to do?
Bored games.