What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
Domino Jokes
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
Hey, I got some Domino's pizza, salad, breadsticks, and chicken wings for everyone. Yeah, but make sure Ms. Mandingo gorilla don't eat all up, because if she do, I'm going have to shove it up her fur.
What do you call Dominos when it doesn't know how to cook pizza?
Domi-don't-knows...
Q: What is the opposite of 'Dominos'?
A: Domi doesn't know!
Why were the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered Dominos and got Jets.