Doberman jokes

What has 4 legs and 1 arm?

A Doberman in a playground.

What's the difference between a Doberman Pinscher and a Social Worker?

Eventually, you can get a baby back from a Doberman Pinscher.

As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.

The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."

So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."

A good dog name is Syndrome. That way when it tries attacking, you can yell, "Down, Syndrome!"

My dog is pregnant. I'm gonna be a... I don't know?

Ohhh, an owner.

billie: hi.

me: You wanna hear a story?

billie: Yes, sure.

me: Once upon a time, I ran over your dog last night.