Do jokes
Why do cows do it for the mooooooooooooooooooo?
Why do science jokes usually get no reaction?
Because they're so boron!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call a bald science teacher?
HOBBS LOL XD :)
Why don't orphans do homework?
They don't have a home to do it in.
What do you call a cow with 3 legs?
Lean beef!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What do you call a cow that is secret?
AnonyMOOus.
What do cheap people use to talk?
Free speech.
China, unban Google, r.n. noOoOooOw!
What do you call your kids?
I'm a teacher at a high school, but I got fired. They told me I didn't do any work even though I always did a skele-ton.
What do you call a policeman/farmer?
A farmer in blue!
Why do dogs howl?
Because that's the only contraction they know.
What do you call a thicc boy... big boi?
Why do you pay cash for the metro train in Newcastle upon Tyne?
What do you call a baby in the crib?
Boys and girls watch Monsters, Inc.