Do jokes
Why do orphans have no parents?
Because it was Batman!
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
"Do you have a noose?"
"Nose?"
"Yeah, noose- nose... I heard yours was stuffed lately--haha."
"I actually smell something--like a corpse. Is it you?"
"No."
*Dying on the inside has never been so detectable.*
Hey, do you wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
Memes
What do you call a man who loves Adidas and Puma and drives a Volkswagen? Potential Nazi.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
What do orphans get on Xmas?
Lonely.
What do chicken on a plancha and emos have in common?
They both are hung.
What do girls and your hairline have in common? They are both receding.
Why do orphans suck at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Me: How do you celebrate Christmas?
Orphan: I don't know what you mean.
Me: There is no one to give a present.
What does the school shooter do after he shoots a victim? He shoots more kids in them!
What do you call a router in a thong?
CISCO....(that thong thong thong thong!)
Why do orphans play GTA?
To feel wanted.
What do you call a male cow that snores?
A “Bull Dozer”.
Why do golfers bring a spare pair of socks?
In case they get a hole in one.
What do you do when you see a wiener dog?
I like you wiener.
How do you find Will Smith?
You look for the Fresh Prince.
Do nut get in my way.