Do jokes
What do you call a disabled person in a fire?
"HOT WHEELS!"
What do you call somebody with no nose?
What do apple trees and orphans have in common?
The apples get picked.
What do you call a notorious special needs student with an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Memes
What do you call an IT teacher that touches his students?
A PDF file.
What do you call cheese that is not your cheese?
Nacho cheese.
How do u get 40 cigarettes in a pack?
U shove them down his throat. 🤣😂
How do you starve a hippie? You hide its welfare check under the soap.
What do you say when a handicapped man forgets something? "He knew it like the back of his hand."
What do you call a kid who sings well?
Melodic Minor.
What do you call seagulls that fly over the bay? Bagels.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see their parents.
Why was the orphan so successful? They said "go big or go home," but he could not do the second.
Why do women rub their eyebrows? They don't got balls to scratch!
Why do orphans like boomerangs? Because they actually came back...
Do you know Joe?
Joe who?
Joe *boom*.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
How do emo kids compliment each other? They say, "I like your cuts, G!"
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.