Do jokes

Rapper

What do you get when you cross a rapper with an accountant?

Someone who COUNTS BARS all day!

Rapper

How do rappers stay warm in the winter?

They wear their ice chains.

Memes

Homie

What do you call your retard friend?

A homie with an extra cromie.

Advice

I'm what they call a ✨️askhole✨️.

A person who will consistently ask for your advice and wisdom, but then proceed to do the exact opposite of what you say.

Rapper

How do you find a rapper in a snowstorm?

Look for the one with the "ICE-COLD RHYMES."

Meat

Question; Why do they call Melania Trump the "Walk-In" Freezer?

Answer; Because it's where everyone goes to "Hang Their Meat"!

Tree

What did the tree do when the bank closed?

It started its own branch.

Dog

- What do you call a dog that can do magic?

- A labracadabrador.