Do jokes
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a cat with two legs instead of four?
Dead and without use, that's what I feel like.
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Q: What do you call an owner that can't take care of their cat? A: A impurrefect owner.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Memes
Why do orphans not like jokes?
Because they hate your "mom" and "dad" joke because they miss their parents. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What do you call a black prostitute with braces?
A Black & Decker pecker wrecker.
What do orphans call their parents? Unicorns, because they don't exist.
Why do cheetahs always win the race? Because he cheats, duh!
How do NASA plan parades?
They plan-et.
People, when your lover cheats on you, do this!
1. Start a conversation. 2. Say, "What's that smell?" 3. They will smell around. 4. Say, "OMG, it's a b****," and walk away and ignore them.
Why do orphans only drink water in cereal?
'Cause Dad never brought home the milk...
If girls are vegan, why do they suck dick?
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly.
What do you call a kid on the track team who isn't on the track team?
A school shooter.
What do you call a lesbian on a bike?
A dyke...
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they want to feel wanted.
Why do orphans love blowjobs?
Because they actually get kissed!
What kind of flour do orphans use to bake bread?
Self-raising.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"