Do jokes
Why do Indians like basketball?
Because Steph Curry plays it.
Why do cat orphans watch sci-fi movies?
Because they won't understand what the mother ship is.
Why is it so easy to roast an orphan?
What are they gonna do, run home and tell their parents?
What do orphans eat for breakfast?
Daddy-O's.
What do orphans and deaf people have in common?
They can't hear their parents.
Memes
What do you call a group of emos?
The Suasied Squid.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in the year?
Because they don't have a mother or father's day.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
What do call six gay men going in a war?
Rainbow Six Siege.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
If you punch an orphan, they can't do anything; they can't tell their parents.
Why do orphans play GTA?
So they can get wanted.
Why do orphans want to get married so bad?
To have someone to call "daddy."
Wow, Aiden, maybe you've been mean to Tenya. She is hurting, close to killing herself, but hey, I can pick your ass since, ya know, that is what I do!
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because then they can play catch.
What do you call a girl with one leg? Ilean.
Do you put a baby in the microwave covered or uncovered?
Covered, it can take weeks to clean up the explosion.
What do you do when you get a boy named Jackson? You dump him.
What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work?
A can’t opener!
If you're ever bored, just slap an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?