Do jokes
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You make them clap until their parents come home.
Memes
What do you call a one-legged China man?
Ty Whon Shu.
Name something an orphan can't do?
Go cry to their mommy.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a selfie taken by an orphan?
A family portrait.
What do trans women bring to lesbian relationships?
Something big and warm 🍆.
Why do orphans love Oreos?
Because when they have a family pack, they can eat it all!
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common?
They both hang from a tree!
Why do orphans love role-plays?
Because they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because the dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call it when a prostitute pays someone 5 bucks to fuck them?
5 dollar footlongs.
Why does an orphan start with an "O"?
Because they only see their parents in their dream.
Why do people call priests "Father"?
Because it’s too suspicious to call them "Daddy."
Why do emo kids sneak up on their Vietnamese grandfathers? Because they hope the war experience kicks in.