Do jokes
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks.
How do you fix a broken pizza? With tomato paste.
What do you call a group of Emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD
I kidnapped an orphan. What are they going to do? Cry for mom?
Memes
What do Joe Biden and orphans have in common?
No one loves them!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
What sort of movies do cows like to watch?
Moosicals!
What do you call an anorexic blond with a yeast infection?
... A quarter pounder with cheese.
Why do orphans like emos?
Reverse "emo" and put an "h" in the beginning.
Where do astronauts 👩🚀 keep their sandwiches 🥪?
In their launch box! 🚀📦😂
What do you call a baby kangaroo? Joey.
What do you call a 6 year old named Joey? Supper.
What did the bottle of conditioner do on the toilet?
Shampoo.
Do nothing about people falling down the stairs, it will keep happening.
Put razor blades on the stairs, it will be their last time falling down the stairs.
What do you call an Indian with a wooden leg? Shit on a stick.
What do you call an Indian with two wooden legs? A waste of lumber.
What do you call it when a lizard can’t get a boner?
Ereptile Dysfunction!
Why do heterosexual men and women that are married in France only perform anilingus on each other in their bedrooms?
Anal sex and oral sex is against the law in France.
Slavery has existed in the western world for 3 centuries, but in the Arab regions it has existed before and is still going on, so why don’t people talk about it?
Because it’s only bad when white people do it.
If you're ever bored, just beat up an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
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