Do jokes
What do you call a child version of Batman?
The Raped Crusader.
How do terrorists feed their children?
Here comes the airplane.
What do you call an under-the-weather seven?
A sick seven.
What do you say to a feminist with no arms and no legs?
"Nice tits, bitch."
How do you get a slag from Dundee pregnant?
Spunk in the gutter and let the flies do the work...
Memes
Why do shepherds never learn to count?
Because if they did, they would always be falling asleep.
What do you call a digital hamburger? Processed meat.
Why do orphans use water for cereal? Cause their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you get when you mix birth control and LSD?
A trip without kids.
Why do orphans kill people so they can finally be wanted?
What do you call a blind German? Someone who can't Nazi!
What do rocks and girls have in common?
The flat ones get skipped.
Why do orphans always have water with their cereal?
Their dad never came back with the milk!
What do you call a virgin lying on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
What do you call a flat emo?
A chopping block🖤
What do you call it when everyone of your friends makes too many dumb Covid jokes? A pundemic.
What do a blind person and an orphan have in common?
They both cannot see their family.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
What do you call a priest that graduated from law school?
Father-in-law.