Do jokes
How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?
Calculator!
Where do you find a dog with no arms or legs?
Where you left it.
How do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?
They'll tell you.
Why do sharks never attack lawyers? -- Professional courtesy.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Memes
What do you call a depressed tree?
A wood cutter.
What do feminists and dogs share in common? They need to be taken to obedience school.
What do you call a group of cops having a sleep over?
Pigs in a blanket.
What do the Spanish people call child abuse? Pedrophile.
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do altar boys and strippers have in common? Father issues.
What do you say to a guy with Down syndrome who’s on top of a sky scraper? "Jump!"
My girlfriend's dog died, so I got her a new one in replacement, and she went off on me and yelled,
"What am I supposed to do with 2 dead dogs in my house?!"
Do you like Wendy's? When deez nutz are in your mouth.
how do you cut of a hillbilly's dick?
kick his sister in the jaw
What do a school shooter and a lightbulb have in common? They both light up the classroom. 🤡💀
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
Why do orphans only have 363 days in a year?
Because they don't have Mother's and Father's day.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.