What did the father name his daughter with no legs?
Peggy.
What has 2 wheels and screams A disabled i dropkicked down the stairs
What do you call a blank piece of paper??
Women rights
One thing about disabled people is they never set foot on prison
Why can't disabled people make jokes.
Well, it's called Stand-Up comedy isn't it?
How do parents punish their blind kids?
They re-arrange the furniture