Ding jokes

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I'm so poor that when people come over to my house, I come out the window and say, "Ding Dong!"

Why do some men call their testicles "bells"? Because it's next to their "ding-dong."

"Knock, knock?"

"Who's there?"

"Cow said."

"Cow said who?"

"Cow says moo you ding dong!"