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2249 views · dildo · 8 years ago

20 years of sex in the dark, the wife finds out he was using a dildo. The wife gets angry and says, "Explain the dildo, prick." The husband says, "Explain the children, bitch."

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    54 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

    What did your mom get for Christmas?

    A big black horse dildo.

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