There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, the comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
