Why doesn't my egg want to crack?
Because I hate my egg-sistence.
Despair Jokes
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
I wanna die.
There are so many things going through my head. Sadly, none of it is a 9mm.
A couple is sitting down, holding hands, and having a picnic after their wedding when the husband's friend walks over and says,
"Jenny and Jonathan sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G. First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes abrupt, tragic miscarriage! Then comes blame. Then comes despair, two hearts damaged, beyond repair. Johnathan leaves Jenny, and writes on the tree: D-I-V-O-R-C-E."
It says enter a joke, but I can't enter my life.
Why did the liberal cross the road?
(Ah, fuck this shit, I'm gonna kill myself!)
There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.
What do you do when life gives you lemons? Slit your wrist and give a lemon a twist. 🙂💊💉
All you need is a razor blade in life.
My life.
Kill me, please.
What is the difference between a suicidal person and you? None, you are both dead on the inside.
