Newest Depression Jokes - Page 13

whats the diffrence between a dog and a dad ? The dog comes back

Have you ever observed the depression cycle of a snail? It's pretty much a downward spiral.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas? Tropical depressions. UPVOTE DOWNVOTE REPORT

Don't you just love wrecking little girl's pussies. Like the tight feeling is just amazing. The great amount ecstasy you feel when you cum and they get all squirmy. It's just the best.

Lemme just say one thing:

Depression is not funny. 2 of my best friends have it and its actually quite hard to watch them suffer with it. They cry all the time, they get upset all the time, they either have wanted to or still do want to kill themselves. Its really not funny to joke about depression.

I had to stop using cutting jokes because they were getting too deep

dont say u want to eat out a five year olds pussy cuz i have already shoved a glass dildo in her tight ass pussy UwU

What's the most annoying thing in the world

When your told your still qualified to live

What do you call a cat with two legss instead of four Dead and without use that's what I feel like

How does a depressed couple say goodbye on the phone?

"No, you hang yourself first..."

COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on. You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it. Bitch!

life would be so much easier if grass was emo

because it would cut itself

I love to decorate my room because it's a great way to express your heart, though I just remembered, my room is pretty black and empty...

When I die I what to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or," You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

I read the brothers grim books, then I see a black figure reaping about. I realized someone has died. But I don't do anything about it. I continue to read and that's when I realized that I was one of the characters, in which at the end, dies.