Depress boy jokes

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

So sad when the emo kid tried to give a high five to a tree.

Too bad he left him hanging.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Me telling my parents I'm depressed: my parents, "No, you're just a little stressed and want attention, am I right?" My depression worsening, me: "Yeah, you're totally right mom..." Me in my head making a plan to commit suicide.....