Depress boy jokes

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

1273. Depression got the best of me. I'm gonna cry in my room now.

I got detention yesterday because I told the emo kid to "Hang in there."

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Why are we depressed? Is it because of that bully in your school, or because you have acne? How about when you listen to your sad song playlist? Maybe it's because you have no friends? Or is it the fact your anime girlfriend is fake? T^T