Depress boy jokes

"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret

"Why?" - Depressed boy

"Because he got ran over." - Margaret

"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy

A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?

The feather, because the rope stopped the child.

A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?

The tree left him hanging.