Depress boy jokes
"Why didn't the boy pick up his ice cream?" - Margaret
"Why?" - Depressed boy
"Because he got ran over." - Margaret
"I wish that was me." - Depressed boy
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A feather and a depressed boy fell at the same time, which one hits the ground first?
The feather, because the rope stopped the child.
A depressed boy went to high five a tree, guess what the tree did?
The tree left him hanging.