What is a yellow dog Libertarian? A yellow dog Libertarian is a Libertarian who is blindly loyal to the Libertarian Party, he or she who is a yellow dog Libertarian is a card carrying member of the Libertarian Party who would not vote for a progressive Democrat or a conservative Republican even if their life depended on it š š½
How do you anger a democrat? Don't tell him the truth
To anger a Libertarian lie to him, to anger a Democrat tell him the truth, to anger a Republican sodomize him.
The new pandemic is feminism and all kinds of democratic thinking. COVID is a joke compared to these nasty ass diseases.
I canāt remember if I already said this or not I might of already said this also this is a true story. So Iām walking into a store in Amish country and thereās this guy with a bear trap then my moms friend says this guys gonna catch some bears then the Amish guy stop looks around and whispers āitās for democratsā
Little Johnny was in class and his teacher asked "how many of you guys are trump fans?" since the entire class wanted to be liked by the teacher, they all raised their hands. Well except little Johnny. So the teacher asks, "why are you being different again Johnny....." so little Johnny says "well because im a democrat. My mom is a democrat and my dad is a democrat, so im a democrat!" so then the teacher responds with "well what if your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot what would that make you?" well little Johnny says, "a trump fan!"
What do you call the United States of America under a Joe Biden presidency? Answer: The Democratic Peopleās Socialist States of America. We're still America, just a different kind of America. And thatās no joke. š
The people in the Democratic Party are how I like my coffee. Black and bitter.
š āļø What do you call a democrat that is a progressive? a democrat that lost in a presidential election
What do you get when you cross a lesbian that is a feminazi and a lesbian that is a progressive democrat and a promiscuous woman that is a lesbian prostitute working inside a lesbian brothel in San Francisco California one of Jehovah's Witnesses
Why did the democrats come out of the closet as assholes after they found out that Rush Limbaugh died because they don't fear him anymore
Why did the democrats act like a asshole when Rush Limbaugh was alive because they fear him
why are democrats represented by the donkey... Because some democrats can be such an ass
biden 2020
Trump said: Let's make America great again. Translation by democrats: Let's fake America again.
My Cat sleeps about 20 hours a day. She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24/7/365. Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the Dr. once a year for her checkup, and again during the year if any medical needs arise. For this she pays nothing, and nothing is required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required to do any upkeep. If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She receives these accommodations absolutely free. She is living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses whatsoever. All of her costs are picked up by others who go out and earn a living every day. I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me like a brick in the head, Holy Sh*t, my Cat is a Democrat!
"When Republicans do Politics, it's a crime. But when Democrats commit crimes, it's Politics." ---Tyler Nixon
Whats the difference between a five year old and and a Democrat.... The five year old doesnt expect you to do everything for them. (Vote for Ted Cruz, Ben Sahapiro 2020)
Iāve two dogs and two cats, and they are all Democrats...they want a handout everyday
