Them, losers.
Tarik is a retard.
Life is too short, just like me. Get roasted, short people!
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Aaron is ginger.