Dehumanization jokes

Next time at Walmart, I'm going to scan my wrist. They are basically barcodes.

What's the difference between a girl and a toy? There is no difference because you play with both anyway.

What is the best type of girl to fuck?

Homeless girls, because after, you can drop them off anywhere.

Why did a woman believe she was a target? She had a price tag without any value to it.

When a baby was born to a slave, did the slave owners hang a "Bred in Captivity" sign above the crib?

When a woman removes polish with chemicals, no one bats an eye, but when Hitler removes the Polish with chemicals, suddenly people lose their shit?

I was in a public bathroom in a handicap stall, and when I got out, a handicapped man told me that I was an a**hole. I told him, "Bet you won't stand up and say that to my face," and then he broke down.

I hate it when disabled people get bullied...

... because they can't stand up for themselves.

I would never kill an animal. I'm more of a people person.

A limbless man sat on the side of a lake every day. He had no hands or legs.

One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay. He replied, "No."

The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?"

The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever."

So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked.

"No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before."

The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?"

The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."

The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"