Deceased jokes
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.