Cremation, The last chance for a smoking hot body.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737 - 800 which can carry around 300 passengers...
It crashed in a cemetery
They recovered 500 bodies
What do u call someone smart and dead ?
Stephen Hawking .......
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass produced coffin in a pre buried grave dug by machinery, that is then filled by mourners.
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
what did Michael Jackson say?
nothing, he’s dead
