Deceased jokes
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids?
Answer: She’s dead.
You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about orphans?
'Cause he's dead like their parents!
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
My mom died when we couldn’t remember her blood type. As she died, she kept telling us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without her.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
My grief counselor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care.
I recently found out that my grandma died. We did an autopsy, and the results came back. They were pretty shocking.
We found out that she died............... from an autopsy.
If I die, delete my search history.