You don't want to know why it takes so long to put a dead woman in a mass-produced coffin in a pre-buried grave dug by machinery that is then filled by mourners.
Why is Technoblade allowed to make jokes about ophans...
Cause he's dead like their parents!
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
What did the people do to the deceased after tests?
They bari-um.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
There was an air crash of a Boeing 737-800 which can carry around 300 passengers.
It crashed in a cemetery.
They recovered 500 bodies.
Cremation,
The last chance for a smoking hot body.
