Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅
He jizzes canned cheese
You know why teacher punished dairy milk.. 🍫🍫?? Answer : because he was choco_'late' to school.. 🏣
I told my sister a Dairy joke,
She said it was cheesy.
Here's a better version of a previous joke:
I would tell you a milk joke, but its whey too cheesy!
What are cow jokes considered?
Cheesey
What do you call a cow with no toes
Lac-toes intolerant
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk
She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin' at her jugs.
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
what kind of cheese protects castles
MOAT-zerrela
want to hear a joke a bout milk.............. no it's to cheesey.
After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef
Once my dad left to get milk then I realized we own a cow.
What did the indian cheese say to the other cheese? Tu cheese badi hai mast mast
I saw a piece of cheese and it told me a joke. but the joke was to cheesy
- What do you call a feminine cow
-A dairy queen
Today was a bad day, their was a man throwing butter and cheese at me, how dairy
Why do cows have hooves and not feet? They Lactose
