Daily living jokes
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Amber Heard Daily Routine:
Get out of bed, drink coffee, take a shit on Johnny Depp's bed.
Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today and tomorrow. I have to go home from home and walk home. Walk and a bike. Walk, walk, and a bike to school tomorrow night. I have to have lunch with my mom and dad, and I have dinner with you tonight.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...