Daily living jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
My mom told me it's not healthy to stay in my room all day... but the only places I'm allowed to go to are my room and downstairs.
So I meet with a therapist on a weekly basis. We talk about my depression and how it's been getting worse. Recently, I've been advised about my condition, and how I've been discussing with her about being suicidal. She's been very helpful throughout it. I was even told I can pay in advance from now on, so I don't have to worry about it later.
It's been raining for days. My wife is totally depressed. She keeps looking through the window. If this keeps up, I'll have to let her in.
Define abnormal life.
Waking up every day living a sane life!