Daily living jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?