Daily living jokes
Why does the disabled person scrunch his toilet paper up? Because that’s the way he rolls.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Why couldn't Sally open the fridge?
Because she had no arms.
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
Why don't they put petals on wheelchairs so when our arms get tired, we just use our legs?
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.
If you ever become depressed, try drinking a gallon of water before going to sleep... That'll give you a reason to get up in the morning.
What's worse than depression & suicide?
Easy: LIVING. Everyday you wish you were dead but then reality hits you in the face that you're still alive and have to suffer living.
Pretend or not pretend, we have to decide everyday even if we don't pretend no one will notice :) no one ever does :). Living is the problem to everything. We get depression cuz of it and so much. Why can't we just die :)?
My day started out great until I woke up.