Daily basis jokes
Friend: How dark is your humor?
Me: It gets beat by the cops on a daily basis.
Me and my friend's life story on a daily basis.
Why are Bengalis so fishy?
Because the fish ate them on a daily basis.
If you say to someone, "Have a nice day!" it will make them happy. If you say, "Enjoy the next 24 hours," they'll be terrified.
Amber Heard's Morning Routine
Wake Up. Eat Breakfast. Take a Shit. Get Out of Bed.
Let's make a joke on how depressing Monday is to ignore how depressing everyday is.
Sometimes I just wake up in the morning, and think, "Well, better luck next time."
Astronomers got tired of watching the moon rotate around the earth for 24 hours, so they just called it a "day".
Community talk
As a response to what Ihateant... said A lot of what you said is true, I admit that much, I’ve had lots of issue trying to get attention from others, had trouble controlling my temper, and had a god complex, however some of things I said are true, including thinking about unaliving myself in 6th grade, this was because of lots of bullying and just generally struggling with puberty. However, I’ve also been trying to w… Read more