Daddy issues jokes
What do feminists and whores have in common?
Daddy issues.
Why did the orphan girl cry during sex?
Because her boyfriend said "Who's your daddy?"
BAJAHAHAHHAA
Daddy, I really miss you. Mummy changed my name to Tickle Timpson. Anyway, daddy I forgive you for abusing me.
Why did the orphan become gay? Because he wanted to call someone "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have nobody to call "daddy."
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
Why can't an orphan be gay?
They have no one to call daddy.
I hope you have to dip your Oreos in water because your dad never came back with the milk.
What issues don't orphans have?
Daddy issues.
Why can't orphans have sex?
They don't know who daddy is.
Why did the female orphan become a prostitute?
Because she wanted someone to call "daddy".
Q: Why can't orphans be gay?
A: Because they don't have anyone they can call "Daddy."
"Uh daddy harder," the orphan said. Oh wait, he doesn’t have a daddy.
Why can't orphans have sex? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
Why did my dad leave me and my mum?
I told him it wasn't big enough and then ran off saying, "Daddy, yeeeees!"
What's the difference between Batman and a gay person?
Batman has no one to call "daddy."
Why can't orphans be gay?
They have no one to call "Daddy."
Why can't orphans have a girlfriend?
They have no one to call "daddy."
Does an orphanage have daddy issues?
Yes, because he didn't come back from getting the milk.
Why can’t orphans have sex?
They have no one to call “daddy.”