Daddy issues jokes

Why do most orphans become prostitutes?...

'Cause they need to find someone to call DADDY.

Why can't orphans be gay?

They have no one to call daddy.

Why do orphans become hookers?

They can call someone daddy.

When I say, "Daddy," my stepbrother raises his head.

Why do orphans love having sex?

Because they can finally call somebody "daddy."

Why do I only date orphans?

Because they never have daddy issues.