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Just cut my thumb open with a knife (not a joke)

What do Mexicans cut there pizza with .a. Littlel Caesars

I went up to the depressed kid and said, I like ya cuts G

Me: Sorry I couldn’t make it to school yesterday, I had an appointment. Teacher: What kind of appointment?? Me: I had an appointment with a cut day😈😈😈

True story

aww its a boy let me cut of the ombelicul cored sir thats his penis its a girl

Once my friend saw my wrist, slapped it and said "I like ya cuts g"

A guy walks into a magical forest looking to cut down a tree. The best one he can find is a magical talking tree. He holds his axe up ready to slice and begins to swing when the tree says " Stop ye Im a magical tree you can't cut me." "I'm a magical tree!" the man mocks then as he goes to swing the axe he says,"you may be a magical tree... But you will dialog!"

Q:What is the most expensive hair cut A:Cemo therapy

How to get rich Step 1: tell an orphan he will get a family Step 2: knock out the orphan Step 3: cut open the open the orphan Step 4: well there organs Step 5: do it again And nobody will call the cops cus they got no family

john I LIKE YOUR CUT G

Little Johnny and little Sally walked in on Mommy and Daddy going at it in the bedroom doggy style. They innocently ask, "Mommy, Daddy what are you doing?" Mommy xays, "Oh, Daddy is just parking his car in Mommy's garage, now go and play" A few minutes later they hear a blood curdling squeal and run to see what was the matter. Little Johnny is running in circles squealing and little Sally says, "Well little Johnny was trying to park his car in my garage and he couldn't get the back wheels in so l she l took the sissors and cut them off."

U get paper cuts on each eye and walk off a cliff

He got a paper cut and bled out

i hate people that hate life me at the same time: is cutting self at night

hides scars* acts like im fine* hehe

If I were to cut your legs off would it hurt? Because your legs will be cut off...

one day i walk up to a emo kid i realized he had a fresh cut so i grab my hand and slap his wrist and told him i like ya cuts g

i remember last year all these biches called me lame so i stoped the simping and pretended i was gay, now i think theyre all fucking with me. im an L G B T Q imposter got cut last year know ive made the roster and you may think im a monester. im just just tryna see some titties.