Customs Service jokes
My family chastises me for MY job, but you should hear how my family provides "customer service" at their jobs. My mother works as a social worker and answers the phone like, "DYFS, you beat em, we treat em." My grandmother is a Medical Examiner and she answers the phone like, "City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em." These bitches have no class! I'm an actress and studio secretary. When you call the studio, I answer the phone professionally like, "Good afternoon. IHOP, International House Of Pussy. Creampie Cassie speaking."
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.
Why didn't the movie star argue with the customer service clerk?
He didn't have a good counter act!
Suicide is illegal because it's a crime to destroy government property.
The USA guaranteeing freedom of speech is the biggest joke I've heard... Tell that to the people who were almost killed because their cars had "NASCAR Sucks" and "Country and Western is rubbish" on them!
I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for freedom... Until they are flashing behind you!
Why do Mexicans always cross the border in twos?
Because the sign says "No Tres passing."
In Syria, there are no Walmarts, only Targets.
