Why the fuck is this guy calling me a crying bitch...
Man: *steals drink Boy: bro๐ญ๐ญ Man:why are u crying over a drink? Boy:that had dugs Man:....
Your mum so ugly she could make a onion cry
My sis told me that onions are the only food that can make you cry... . . . . . . So I threw a coconut at her...
I asked a kid at my work where his parents were. He started crying. Man, I don't know what I did. I'll ask another kid at the orphanage.
one day my dog died because we couldn't find him then we got a cat on the same day then my cat went missing and when I was crying we heard are Asian neighbour was having a party then we went over and i saw my dog and cat on the grill and they eat them. in front of me saying yum yum doggy in my tummy and cat in my tummy as well.
why did the orphan cry when he got back home
because he did not have one
confusion life question!!! . can you cry underwater? . do fishes ever get thirsty? . why don't birds fall out the tree when the sleep? . why is a building called that when its already built? . when they say dog food is new and improved, who taste is?
So recently I hit an orphan with a 2x4 and he started crying, what's he gon do? tell his family? XD
You see a kid on the side of the street crying, so you go up to them and say "where are your parents?" the kid says "What are parents?
Q: Why was the 4 year old anti-vaxer crying?
A: He was in a mid-life crisis
I asked my kid to give me a hand that motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm
(some kid crying because hes an orphan and kids are bulling him) teacher:HEY i was a orphan to so if you bully him your basicly trying to bully me too me:OOF teacher:now is somebody not here? me:your parents
- Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow dress, people yell "Taxi!" - Yo mama is so stupid, she tried to climb Mountain Dew. - Yo mama is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry. - Yo mama is so old, she knew Burger King when he was still a prince. - Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to pay attention.
I asked the orphan kid if his mom is hot. He just started crying
A Boy in nursery asked a girl out. She ran away crying in fear. So he just went back to teaching
Three men die the same time and I'll go to heaven to go find St Peter St Peter says to them is going to be a long journey to heaven so I will give you a good vehicle depending on how much you've cheated on your wives we'll start with you Michael since you were quite the womanizer you and cheating on your on your wife multiple times you will be getting a Toyota the man embarrassed left in the Toyota Nolan you you were better you cheated on your wife twice so I will give you a Mercedes now for now as for you mark you never cheated on your wife you are an absolute saint so I will be giving you a Lamborghini and the Man in the Toyota saw the man with the Lamborghini the next day crying like a child on his car and he and the Man in the Toyota what the hell is going on and the Man in the Lamborghini says I was through streets of Heaven and so my wife riding in roller skates
