I once went up to a orphan and they were crying and I asked where there parents are and they started crying more
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More often than not, I will cry when I masturbate.. Some nights I'm a real tear jerker! But on the nights and I smoke a lil pot and then masturbate, my dad ends up bugging me because I am a weed wacker.
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What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs? Cunt-sway-low
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I asked someone why they were crying. They told me that they had to abort there twins. Then someone yelled "DAMN DOUBLE HOMICIDE!"
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
"I always like walking in the rain, so no one can see me crying." -Charlie Chaplin
are you sad then don't be sad because sad backwards is das and das no good.
bullying orphans is like bullying the homeless kid both cry when you make fun of there parents
When i was at work i say this kid crying i said where are your parents. God i love working in a orphanage
Why do orphans become criminals? To know what it’s like to be Wanted.
Why are orphans bad at poker? They don’t know what a full house is.
I saw a child crying yesterday so I asked him where his parents were. Bad move. I got fired from my job at the orphanage.
What do you call an orphan’s family reunion? Me time.
Did you know? The letter ‘f’ in orphan stands for family.
What is an orphan’s least favorite song? We are Family.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite tv show? Family Guy.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite movie? Meet the Parents.
What’s an orphan’s least favorite type of music? House.
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What’s an orphan’s least favorite store? Home Depot.
What’s an orphan’s favorite band? Foster the People.
What do you call a virgin from Alabama? An orphan.
Where do orphan chickens end up? Foster Farms
What beer do orphans drink? Foster’s.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal? Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a fish with no parents? An orfin
Why do orphans like playing tennis? Because it’s the only love they get.
Me: Are you an orphan? Orphan: Yes, what gave me away? Me: Your parents.
what the mountain who cries The most? A mountain under water
I ask the orpahan why he was crying. He didn't really say anything. The I asked where are your parents? He cried more. I love working at the orphanige.
Orphan: crying You: do you know where your parents are Orphan:no Your Friend: they don't have parents !!! You:😂 I know
Whats the difference between my ass and the todlers in my uncles basement
My ass dosent cry when he stickes it in late at night
I asked an orphan where his mom was he started crying so I said it again And well that was my last day at the orphanage
i walk up to a kid i ask where his parents are and he started crying then i walked out of the orphanage
How to Make an Orphan cry Step 1 Talk about Home Step 2 Ask them where there parents are Step 3 Say Bye Bye and push them in the batmobile
i was bullying a orfren then i said what you gona run home and cry to your mom
Guy on fornite: Ima sleep with your mom lmao Orphan: Starts crying
Why did the little girl cry twice. Because you wiped your bloody shitty cock on her favorite teddy bear.
There was an Indian riding in the desert when he saw a little blond-haired white girl up ahead. He heard her crying. So he went up to her and climbed down from his horse and asked her "Hey what’s going on ? Why you cry ? Where are your parents ? What happened ?". The girl said under a crying sad voice "The bandidos came, killed my father, my brothers then my mother and raped my sister." The Indian just laughed, untied and dropped his breech cloth then said “Guess this isn’t your day is it”
