Why did the towers fall? Becuase someone in call of duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it
Why did the plane go to kfc,
To lose its wings and crash
Stephen Hawking is just in a role play he died to a crash in minecraft
. Today was the worst day of my life. My ex got hit by a school bus, and I lost my job as a bus driver.
Why did Al Qaeda lose $100 off a bet
They betted $100 that they won’t crash when they went through the twin towers
what did the twin towers say when they saw the airplane
batter up
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
Stacy:: honey I'm kinda new to texting what does lol mean?
Justin: I'm not sure, lots of love I guess
Margert: Stacy are you there, I don't know if you heard but Amber and her 3 kids were killed in a car crash this morning I'm in total shock
Stacy: lol
I never make that type of joke they always seem to crash and burn
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none they both go up in flames.
Holly shit there's so many yo mama jokes Heres mine: Yo mama so skinny she used a cheerio as a hula hoop Yo mama so fat that she made a plane unstable and crashed it into the twin towers Yo mama so old that she has jesus's autograph Yo mama so ugly that not even makeup can save her Yo mama so dumb that she thought rocket league was a competition between kids in wheelchairs
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash he’s last words were if its a bomb ill give it a 9/11
(Best pick-up line ever) Your body is like 9/11 I wanna crash into your twin towers😏
A woman is on the edge of a bridge, about to commit suicide, when a strange man comes up to her. "Tell me, why do you wish to end your life?" he asks in a booming but gentle voice.
"My children died last year in a car crash, I'm battling depression, my husband left me, and I lost my job," she sobs. "I don't wish to live anymore."
The man mulls this over, and proclaims, "I will solve all your problems, as I am a wizard and possess unfathomable abilities. However, you must grant me a blowjob first."
The delighted woman readily agrees, takes him below the bridge, and fullfills his request. After they're done, he asks, "How old are you?"
"37," she replies, wiping her mouth.
"You're 37 and you still believe in wizards?"
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly or... Are they just given a quick crash course?
I the titanic and im looking for a place to crash tonight
Subway trying to commemorate 9/11: CRASH INTO SUBWAY THIS SUBTEMBER 11TH TO GET 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR ONLY $9.11, THATS 2 FOOTLONG SUBS FOR $9.11 AND WATCH THEM FALL... INTO YOUR MOUTH
Why do blind kids like plane crashes because you can’t dislike what you have never seen
Kobe is a legend and is nothing to joke about wait till you crash and burn
