All countries will get Covid Except China they got it right off the bat
Has Covid-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?
You may be entitled to condensation
COVID-19 is like Pasta
Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose. A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and
pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very,
very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
The COVID-19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society. They fear that social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
I did not believe in covid 19 until I saw your teeth social distancing
Dr Fauci would be surprised to know that R Kelly didn't catch COVID-19. But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
I Didn't know that COVID 19 was a thing until i saw your eyebrows and your hairline social distancing
Me in 2078 when the COVID-19 delta alpha theta beta cya layta alligayta nlgga chungus sussy deef clussy sussy bussy cunnybrap variant comes out and I need to stay in lockdown for another 2 years with my new mandated virus stopper buttplug 9000
Why do orphans die so much? Cause MJ said " she got covid-19 "
yo mama sofat they faked covid 19 just to put a mask on her
Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!
What does 9/11 and Covid 19 both have in common ?!
Asians caused them both !
What does 9/11 and covid-19 have in common? I couldn't give a fuck about either
COVID-19. IN YOUR FACE! HAHA!
Yo mama so stupid she studied for a COVID-19 test
