Newest Cousin Jokes - Page 3 - Worst Jokes Ever

Cousins on the streets means lovers in the sheets😂👀

cousin. hay is tha an octopus. me. yes what it is just a octopus. cousin. oh yeah ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!! octupus touch me!. me. what it is just one..... ummmmm dad cousin d

Sex has not any feeling with our cousin. Be both are relative..

I named my cousins parrot Michell and then I started to call Mikey Mikey right I’m starting to teach my cousin Sammy how to say Mikey Mikey and he says mekiy meiky 😆

i was listening to wap in my car with my four year old cousin and she asked why they dont fix the holes in the house then my fucking boyfriend what a hoe was

My little cousin's birthday was in a few days and his mom said he wanted Hot Wheels. So I sent him a video of me pushing a paralyzed kid into fire and screaming "HOT WHEELS!"

Is it normal my emo cousins hobby is tying himself to train tracks.

I'll never forget my aunt's last words before she died "can you stop shaking the latter please"

What’s the hamburgler’s retarded cousin? Aspergler

Him: What's The Difference Between Incestry.com and Ancestry.com?

Her: What?

Him: Nothing, Either way you will be dating your Cousin

So Dora is having a sleepover with her cousin Diego at Dora's house. So later that night Dora's mom hears someone screaming go Diego go for at least a couple of minutes and then it stops and goes back to sleep. But then hears the same thing a couple minutes later and walks in and hears go Diego go so she walks over to Diego's sleeping bag a looks and it's empty so she walks over to Dora's sleeping bag and looks in and See's Dora getting f..... By Diego and hears Dora saying go Diego go while moaning.

I brought my cousin to an arcade and I gave her 5$ to go play a game but she tugged my joy stick to hard

Why did the pillow cross the road

Because his cousins name was Koshin and he didnt want to live anymore

I told my cousin since we're not blood related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Knock knock who’s there Alabama Alabama who ALABAMA YOUR COUSIN

the last thing i told my ex after we broke up was “at least we’re still cousins”😂

Albert is an homophobic guy, His cousin Franco also an homophobic guy.

Albert's aunt and cousin have visited his parents, but Albert wasn't knowing that because he came late at night, Franco was sleeping in Albert's bed thinking he would not come at home, Albert laid on his bed thinking there's no one on it, and then they started fucking ^_*

No phobia lasts forever 👌😂