Man and woman are having a discussion. Woman looks into man's eyes and says, "Honey, you know how I like it when you walk up and stick it in . . . ".
". . . but I love it when Bob walks up and sticks it in".
Divorce is scheduled for next month.
What is Stephen Hawking's best at in basketball
dribbling
Dad: "Son, does mommy like having lady-friends over?"
Son: "Nah, mostly men."
Dad: "Do you think you'd be comfortable telling that to a judge in court.."
why is the thief so good at basketball? because he can shoot, steal, and run
What do you call a white man in court??
SUPERIOR!!!!!!
What do lawyers wear to court?lawsuits
yo mama so stupid, when she was in court and the judge said order order she said pizza
Once there were these two fruitcakes driving in their Pink Porsche. "Oh this handles so well !" they exclaimed. Then this Mack truck came around the corner at their stop sign and rear ended them. Passenger said to his partner. " You tell that man he's gonna pay every single cent cuz we're going to sue him !" So the flamer gets out and swishes to tell the trucker to do that very thing. The trucker was a tough who said "What do you want wimp? " The gay said ," You just hit our new Pink Porsche and we're gonna make you pay every single cent cuz we're gonna sue you!" The trucker said " Oh yeah ? Blow me ! " Gay driver went " Ohhh!" And ran back. Gay partner asked him " What did he say ?" His fruitcake driver said " Ohhh! Its wonderful, he wants to settle out of court !"
Did you hear about the deaf man who got a ticket?
It's OK he didn't either!
A man named Icide ruined my life. I asked a friend if he would help me sue him. He said yes. But for some reason, he killed me. All I wanted was for someone to help me sue-Icide...
What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball Juan on juan
A prisoner was told how he'll be executed. Needless to say, he was shocked.
Who do you want on your basketball team in heaven?
Peter. He can deny Jesus three times.
