Country jokes
What's Japan's favorite hot sauce?
Da Bomb.
Hell hates freezers, England, and soccer.
Did you know China wanted to send a dog to space?
They didn't because they ate it.
If the USA is so good,
Why did they make a USB?
Why can't Oregon go to the doctor?
Because they need parents' signature.
I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.
What do you call people from Paris?
Parasites.
Why are Americans bad at chess? Because they lost the towers.
Luigi and Daisy are actually Aussie! How?
They wear GREEN and GOLD! The Aussie Colors!
I would make a joke about America... However, the fact it exists is a joke in itself.
Jerry: What's the best thing about Switzerland?
Charles: I dunno.
Jerry: Well, the flag is a big plus.
My friend told me to name a country in Africa.
So I said, "Hungry."
Why do Indians hate snow?
Because it's white and all over their land.
As an actor going to film a new TV show in another country, when TSA asks, "What’s the purpose of your visit?"... "I’m going to shoot a pilot" is never a good answer.
When your gf tells you to treat her like a queen,
and then you remember you’re French.
Literally every movie:
"I love you." "I love you, too."
My life:
My 'friends': "Hey, Hailey likes you!" Him: "Wtf, I have a girlfriend, sorry not sorry." His friends: Spreads the word throughout the whole goddamn country. 😶
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
Why doesn't the orphan have a nationality?
He doesn't have a motherland.
Are you a cheese 🧀 from Denmark? Because your "guta."