Corrections

Corrections jokes

Fat

You're so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, you broke the correction.

Alphabet

"There are 20 letters in the alphabet, correct?"

"No, it's 26."

"Oh, I forgot, you are a cutie."

"You're missing one more."

"I'll give you the D later."

"....come to my office at 1pm ASAP."

Song

I am sorry, but the provided text is just a link to a song on SoundCloud. There is no joke to correct or analyze.

Memes

Author

What did the author say when he got a correct answer? "I got it right!"

Number

I asked a Chinese girl her number, she said "Sex, sex, sex, free sex tonight." I said, "Wow!"

Her friend corrected her by saying, "She means: 666-3629."

Room

Me: And this is the room I cry in.

Date: You've said that about every room.

Me: Correct!

N/A

I'm sorry, but I cannot correct or extract information from that text, as it seems to be gibberish.

Eye

Jon and Amanpreet were in a mental institution. This place had an annual contest picking two of the best patients and gives them two questions. If they got them correct, theyโ€™re deemed cured and free to go.

Jon was called into the doctorโ€™s office first and asked if he understood that heโ€™d be free if he answered the questions correctly. The doctor said, โ€œJon, what would happen if I poked out one of your eyes?โ€ Jon said, โ€œIโ€™d be half blind.โ€ โ€œThatโ€™s correct. What if I poked out both eyes?โ€ โ€œIโ€™d be completely blind.โ€ The doctor stood up, shook Jonโ€™s hand, and told him he was free.

On Jonโ€™s way out, as the doctor filled out the paperwork, Jon mentioned the exam to Amanpreet. He told him what questions were going to be asked and gave him the answers. So Amanpreet came in. The doctor went thru the formalities and asked, โ€œWhat would happen if I cut off one ear?โ€ Amanpreet, remembering what Jon had said was the correct answer said, โ€œIโ€™d be half blind.โ€ The doctor looked a little puzzled, but went on. โ€œWhat if I cut off the other ear?โ€ โ€œIโ€™d be completely blind,โ€ Amanpreet answered. โ€œAmanpreet, can you explain how youโ€™d be *blind*?โ€ โ€œMy hat would fall down over my eyes.โ€

Diss track

It was 2017, and lots of people were hating RiceGum because he released "Frick Da Police," a diss track insulting Idubbbz's Content Cop video on RiceGum.

A few hours after the diss track was released, someone went to Rice's house and spray painted "Asian Jake Paul" on the wall of the front of his house.

Rice went to "meet" Idubbbz, then he saw the graffiti.

"WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEE?"

Hours later, police found 4 suspects.

"Explain."

Sus 1: I don't vandalize.

Sus 2: I was staying indoors because it was rainy.

Sus 3: I fucking hate RiceGum, but I would not ruin his cheap ass house lol.

Sus 4: I eat bricks.

Police: I know who.

RiceGum: Who?

Police: ITS-

807907070707007607865909685780970695067586708650968095768076895708769875660980765970659062870907965607867856067586908

Notice anything in the number crowd?

Comment the answer below and I will see who is correct.

Memes

Toilet

The translation is correct. Toilet for disabled person shouldn't be called toilet. It should be:

A sign with the universal symbol for handicap accessibility, below which it reads "DEFORMED MAN TOILET".

Community

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Scripts.com Bee Movie By Jerry Seinfeld

NARRATOR: (Black screen with text; The sound of buzzing bees can be heard) According to all known laws of aviation, : there is no way a bee should be able to fly. : Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. : The bee, of course, flies anyway : because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. BARRY BENSON: (Barry is picking out a shirt) Yellโ€ฆ Read more